Este post foi extraído daqui e é muito longo para ser traduzido (realmente não vou ter paciência para tal).

Enxerguem o que o mercado da música está sofrendo como campo para novas excelentes idéias e não como crise. Minha tara é tocar e descobrir como monetizar um trabalho musical. Espero que inspire outros também.

The Future Of Music Business Models (And Those Who Are Already There)

from the a-thorough-look dept

I’m at the Midem conference this week, and in preparing for it, Steven Masur asked me to write up a chapter for a book he was putting together of thoughts from various thinkers for a gathering of the International Association of Entertainment Lawyers (IAEL) here at Midem. Below is what I submitted. If you’re a regular reader of the blog, there’s little that will surprise you, but even so, it may be a good read, as it’s got a whole bunch of different things I’ve discussed about — things like “CwF+RtB” all summarized in one single place. Later, I’ll do another post on what I discussed this year at Midem, since it builds on what’s written below, and digs in much deeper on how to create compelling reasons to buy.

It’s no secret that there’s a lot of concern these days about what the music industry will look like going forward — especially from those who work on the label side of the business and have been around for a bit. A variety of things have caused rapid change in the market. Competition from other forms of entertainment, such as the internet, movies and video games, have put more pressure on the industry, as consumers have been presented with significantly more options for their entertainment attention and dollars. And, of course, there’s the ever-present specter of unauthorized file sharing — or, as the industry prefers to call it (accurately or not), “piracy.”

While the industry spent many years fighting the rise of the internet as a distribution and promotion method for music, it was eventually forced to recognize it. The labels eventually licensed music to Apple and iTunes (as well as some other stores). It took them way too long to recognize that people wanted DRM-free music, but they’ve finally come around to recognize that as well.

But the big new questions are all about licensing. New services are starting to show up on the scene, such as the industry’s new darling, Spotify. Then there are attempts, such as those by Choruss and Warner Music, to set up something that is somewhat akin to a blanket license. For the most part, the industry hasn’t shown much willingness to do these sorts of deals in manners that allow the underlying companies to survive, let alone profit. Numerous innovative startups have suffocated under burdensome licensing terms — and as each one fails, it just gives consumers fewer and fewer reasons to actually use these services, wondering how long each will last until it goes out of business.

However, there is another solution: stop worrying and learn to embrace the business models that are already helping musicians make plenty of money and use file sharing to their advantage, even in the absence of licensing or copyright enforcement.

In simplest terms, the model can be defined as:

Connect with Fans (CwF) + Reason to Buy (RtB) = The Business Model

Sound simple? It is, if you understand the basics — and it can be incredibly lucrative. The problem, of course, is that very few seem to fully understand how this model works. However, let’s go through some examples.

Trent Reznor, the man behind the band Nine Inch Nails, has done so many experiments that show how this model works that it’s difficult to describe them all. He’s become a true leader in showing how this model works in a way that has earned him millions while making fans happy, rather than turning them into the enemy.

Reznor has always reached out to his fans, and has an amazingly comprehensive website, with forums, chat rooms and many other ways of interacting. He encourages fans to better connect with each other as well. While companies like Warner Music forced all the music videos of their artists off YouTube for many months, Reznor actually aggregates all the videos his fans take at concerts (he encourages them to bring cameras) on one page on his own website. He does the same for photos. He released a (free) iPhone app that allowed fans to locate each other, and communicate with each other, while sharing photos and videos as well. It’s all about connecting with those fans, and helping them better connect with each other, so they feel like a part of a club.

From there, he gives fans real reasons to buy. Lately, he’s taken to releasing everything he records for free online, knowing that the music will show up on file sharing sites anyway, so he sees no reason to fight it. Yet, he adds many other options that people might want to buy. With his release of the album Ghosts I-IV, he released all the tracks under a Creative Commons license that allowed anyone to share them online for free. Yet, he also set up some cool “reasons to buy.” You could get the two disc CD, if you wanted, for just $10. Above that, though, was a Deluxe Edition Package, for $75. It was, effectively, a box set, but around a single album. Beyond the two CDs, it also included a DVD and a Blu-ray and a photobook of images.

Where the experiment got even more interesting was that he offered up the $300 Ultra-Deluxe Limited Edition Package — of which there was a limit of just 2,500 available. This was an even more impressive “box” that also included the songs on high quality vinyl, and some beautiful giclée print images. But, most interesting of all was that that limited set of 2,500 were all signed by Reznor himself.

It took just 30 hours for all 2,500 to sell out, bringing in $750,000 in just over a day.

For music he was giving away for free.

But, by connecting with fans, and giving them a reason to buy, they did. In the first week alone, combining all the other offerings for Ghosts I-IV, Reznor brought in $1.6 million. Again, this is for music he was giving away for free.

The idea that you “can’t compete with free” or that free means there’s no business model is a myth. As Reznor and others have recognized, when the music goes free, it opens up new opportunities for better, stronger, more efficient business models.

Reznor’s next album, The Slip, was released just a few months later, and again, was given away entirely free, but it was released the very same day as he announced his next Nine Inch Nails tour. All he asked, if you wanted to download the music, was that you provide an email address. He then gave fans the option of what quality to download the songs — all the way up to lossless FLAC files. All for free. But, if you downloaded the files, you also learned about the tour, and the tickets were quickly snapped up.

The free music didn’t hurt Reznor’s ability to earn money. It enhanced it.

By connecting with fans and giving them a reason to buy, he’s been able to thrive.

Some have complained that Reznor is not a representative example. After all, that huge fanbase came about in large part because of his success under the “old” model, where he was signed to a major record label who helped promote his album and turn him into an international rock star. While some may quibble with how much the label actually helped Reznor, it’s worth exploring how this model has also worked for many other artists — from the superstars to new up-and-coming acts.

Josh Freese is a session drummer based in Los Angeles, who appears on well over 100 albums and performs with many different bands. He’s played with (among others), Nine Inch Nails, Guns ‘N Roses, Sting, Devo, The Vandals, the Offspring. Yet, outside of certain musical circles, he doesn’t have a huge individual reputation with fans. So, when he released his first solo album, called Since 1972, in March of 2009, he decided to set up a system similar to Reznor’s Ghosts I-IV experiment, but made it more fitting to his own personality — which meant making the options extreme and hilarious.

There were cheap options to get the music and CDs, but at $50, you would also get a personal 5 minute “thank you” phone call, where he said you could ask anything you wanted (his suggestion: “Which one of Sting’s mansions has the comfiest beds.”) There was a limited $250 option to get lunch with Freese at a PF Changs or a $500 chance to get dinner with him at Sizzler. The lunches sold out in about a week.

Then Freese took the model to a different level altogether. At $2,500 (limit of 5 available), he would provide a drum lesson, where you’d get to keep one of Freese’s snare drums. You’d also visit the Hollywood Wax Museum with Josh and one of a rotating list of his rockstar friends (depending on who was available). Finally, you’d get to take and keep any three items from Josh’s closet.

At $10,000, you’d get dinner with Josh and a rockstar friend, before hanging out at Disneyland (where Josh’s father worked for many years, and where Josh got his start as a professional drummer) with Josh. And at the end of the day, you would get to keep Josh’s Volvo station wagon — after dropping him off at home. Obviously, there was only one of those available.

There were also $20,000 and $75,000 options available, including many more offers, like having Josh join your band or be your personal assistant for a few weeks. You’d also get to go on tour with Josh. He would also write and record a five-song EP about you. A teenager in Florida actually purchased the $20,000 option, and spent a week with Josh, including a night on the Queen Mary cruise ship, a pizza party at Mark Mothersbaugh (of Devo)’s house and a game of mini-golf with the singer from Tool.

Once again, by connecting with his fans, and giving them something of scarce value, Freese was able to create a business model that worked.

Connecting with Fans (CwF) plus a Reason to Buy (RtB) worked again.

However, some still complain that he’s a product of the “old” industry, even if he was little known outside of it.

The next example is Jill Sobule, who had a hit song in 1995 with “I Kissed A Girl” (not the Katy Perry song). Since then, however, she’s been dropped from two record labels and had two independent labels she was signed to go out of business. When it came time to record her latest album, she decided to get her fans to help fund it. She’d already done an excellent job connecting with her fans, regularly interacting with them on Facebook, where she would hold fun contests each day and actually chat with them and respond to questions.

She launched a website called “Jill’s Next Record” that — like Reznor and Freese — offered up many options for how her fans could support her to fund a new album. They could pay $200 and get free access to any shows for a year. They could get their name mentioned on a “thank you” song. At $5,000, she would do a home concert at your house. She even noted you could charge for that one, and maybe even make some money. She ended up doing five or six such concerts. At $10,000 (described as the “weapons grade plutonium” level) you could sing on the album. This was meant to be a joke, but a woman in the UK purchased it, and Jill had her flown out to LA where she did, in fact, appear singing backing vocals on the album.

Her goal was to raise $75,000, and she had no idea if she’d be able to reach that number at all. Yet, she broke through that number and ended up raising over $80,000 in just 53 days. With that, she was able to go into the studio and record a full scale production, including hiring famed producer Don Was to handle production.

CwF+RtB worked again.

Again, some complain that Jill is not representative, due to her hit song in 1995 — though, again, they’ll ignore her being dropped from two record labels and and having two others go out of business.

So, let’s look at Corey Smith. In the earlier part of this decade, Smith was a high school teacher, playing open mic nights on weekends. But then, he started focusing on building his music career. He started playing numerous live shows, and really worked hard to connect with fans. He gave away all of his music for free off of his website, and used that to drive more fans to his shows. On top of that, he offered special $5 pre-sale tickets to many shows, which has a useful side effect: his biggest fans would convince many others to go as well, building up his fan base, and getting more people to go to more shows. He tried pulling his free music off of his website as an experiment, and saw that his sales on iTunes actually dropped when he did that. In 2008, mostly thanks to live shows, Corey was able to gross nearly $4 million. While giving his music away for free. Connecting with fans and giving them a reason to buy worked wonders.

Jonathon Coulton was a computer programmer. In September of 2006, he decided to write, record and release a new song every week for a year — with all of the songs being released under a Creative Commons license, so anyone could share them. And share them they did. Coulton became a cult sensation, and was making a good living within months of this decision. His fans were supporting him along the way, even creating music videos for every song he released. He started using services like Eventful to more strategically target concert opportunities. If enough people requested a show in a certain location, he knew it would be profitable and started “parachuting” in to do shows that he knew would make him money. Again, by connecting with fans and giving them a real reason to buy, he was able to build up a great following and make a good living.

Moto Boy is a singer/songwriter in Sweden on the wonderfully named label “Songs I Wish I Had Written.” Moto Boy and his label purposely put all of his songs on file sharing networks — including The Pirate Bay (the label’s founder, at times, has shared an office with one of The Pirate Bay’s founders). But, Moto Boy has worked quite hard to connect with fans. He has a great website, where fans can interact, and he encourages sharing his music in creative ways. When a bunch of his fans started filming his concerts and putting them on video hosting sites like YouTube and Vimeo, his label found the best such vidoes, and put them all together into a “YouTube concert.” Compare that to record labels like Warner Music forcing their content off of YouTube. While all of Moto Boy’s music is free, he’s continued to connect with fans in fascinating ways. Last year, he began selling wind-up music boxes, that play one of his songs. Just recently, he launched a limited edition (only 25) of those music boxes in beautiful, hand-crafted wooden boxes, signed by Moto Boy, with a CD and the music notation inside the box. Connecting with the fans and giving them a reason to buy beyond just the music has turned Moto Boy into a star in Sweden.

Amanda Palmer is a singer who made a name for herself as a member of the “punk cabaret duo” The Dresden Dolls. While she put out a solo album on Roadrunner Records (a subsidiary of Warner Music), she found that they had little interest in promoting her, and took things into her own hands. She reached out directly to fans on services like Twitter, often setting up “flash gigs” where people would show up wherever she wanted to perform. In June of 2008, one such flash gig at a beach in Los Angeles ended up with an impromptu, beautiful, music video for a song that Palmer had just learned that morning, due to a suggestion from a fan on Twitter. And she’s doing a good job making money, as well. Bored in her apartment one evening, she started twittering with fans and came up with a jokey t-shirt suggestion, and set up an immediate store, selling $11,000 worth of t-shirts in days. Another night, she started a live video stream from her apartment, and started an impromptu online auction for various items in her apartment associated with a recent tour, often with a personalized twist. In three hours, she brought in $6,000. Connecting with fans and offering them something fun and unique to buy worked wonders. To date, she hasn’t received a single royalty check from Warner Music on her album.

Matthew Ebel is a singer in Boston who started building a fanbase by playing live and actively participating in social networks and other sites. He started regularly performing in Second Life, for example. At one point, he decided to set up a “subscription” backstage pass offer, whereby fans could pay $5, $10 or $15/month to get various benefits — including access to new songs every couple of weeks, as well as having new recorded shows sent to them. Depending on the level of support, they could get access to special shows, gift bags or other opportunities for unique offers not available to others. Ebel has discovered that he’s making enough so that music is his full-time job. Subscription revenues represent nearly 40% of his income, which is about equal to live gigs and sales of CDs and digital songs combined. Connecting with fans and giving them a real reason to buy has made it so that he can have career as a musician.

Moldover is an electronic musician based in San Francisco. Being in such a high tech hub, he had an interesting idea for his next album. Along with the music itself, the CD case would be a working circuit board, with all the songs spelled out in soldered electric circuits. These connected various components to make the CD case itself an instrument. Pushing a button on the side of the case, would light up the center and make a noise, which could be modified through a pair of light sensors, creating a virtual theremin. The case even had a line out jack, so it could be plugged into a computer or an audio system. The CDs themselves were sold for $50, and Moldover discovered the demand was far stronger than he expected. Yes, even though we’re told that no one will pay for music (without strict copy protection), this less well known artist is doing brisk business selling $50 CDs.

Of course, these are just musicians, but these sorts of models impact the wider ecosystem. Companies like TopSpin, Nimbit and Kickstarter are making this work today (for artists big and small). TopSpin has helped enable musicians to better connect with fans and give them a reason to buy over and over again — and found that, when it’s done right, people absolutely buy. One of TopSpin’s artists recently had an average transaction price of over $100, and multiple artists have seen their average transaction price at over $50. The claim that fans just want stuff for free is not borne out by these examples. Across all of TopSpin’s artists, they’ve seen an average transaction price well over $20 — more than the cost of your average CD. By enabling bands to connect with fans while giving them something of unique value to buy, beyond just the music, these bands are thriving.

And, of course, there’s a role for labels to play as well. Terry McBride runs Nettwerk, a Canadian-based label that has tremendous success embracing these sorts of models with a bunch of different artists. McBride has declared that copyright won’t even matter within a decade, and he’s acting accordingly. But he’s making sure that his acts really do connect with fans. With a recent album release by the hip hop artist K-OS, before the album was released, they released all the stems from the songs to let the fans do their own mixes. These weren’t “remixes” because the original mixes weren’t even out! Rather than worrying about an album leaking, K-OS and Nettwerk purposely got the core of the music out themselves and let fans do what they wanted with it. They then set up a system to submit the fan mixes and to vote on them, such that the best mixes were then put on their own album, and both the “professional” and the “fan mixed” albums were released at the same time — leading many fans to buy them both. Both albums, separately, but at the same time, ended up in the top 50 on the charts.

As you look through all of these, some patterns emerge. They’re not about getting a fee on every transaction or every listen or every stream. They’re not about licensing. They’re not about DRM or lawsuits or copyright. They’re about better connecting with the fans and then offering them a real, scarce, unique reason to buy — such that in the end, everyone is happy. Fans get what they want at a price they want, and the musicians and labels make money as well. It’s about recognizing that the music itself can enhance the value of everything else, whether it’s shows, access or merchandise, and that letting fans share music can help increase the market and create more fans willing to buy compelling offerings. It’s about recognizing that even when the music is shared freely, there are business models that work wonders, without copyright or licensing issues even coming into play.

Adding in new licensing schemes only serves to distort this kind of market. Fans and artists are connecting directly and doing so in a way that works and makes money. Putting in place middlemen only takes a cut away from the musicians and serves to make the markets less efficient. They need to deal with overhead and bureaucracy. They need to deal with collections and allocation. They make it less likely for fans to support bands directly, because the money is going elsewhere. Even when licensing fees are officially paid further up the line, those costs are passed on to the end users, and the money might not actually go to supporting the music they really like.

Instead, let’s let the magic of the market continue to work. New technologies are making it easier than ever for musicians to create, distribute and promote music — and also to make money doing so. In the past, the music business was a “lottery,” where only a very small number made any money at all. With these models, more musicians than ever before are making money today, and they’re not doing it by worrying about copyright or licensing. They’re embracing what the tools allow. A recent study from Harvard showed how much more music is being produced today than at any time in history, and the overall music ecosystem — the amount of money paid in support of music — is at an all time high, even if less and less of it is going to the purchase of plastic discs.

This is a business model that’s working now and it will work better and better in the future as more people understand the mechanisms and improve on them. Worrying about new copyright laws or new licensing schemes or new DRM or new lawsuits or new ways to shut down file sharing is counterproductive, unnecessary and dangerous. Focusing on what’s working and encouraging more of that is the way to go. It’s a model that works for musicians, works for enablers and works for fans. It is the future and we should be thrilled with what it’s producing.

Sabe um daqueles vídeos documentais que deixam você absolutamente imerso durante duas horas e no final você tem vontade de militar por algo, gritar na rua, e acredita que tem um motivo novo pra viver?

Pois é. “Zeitgeist” e “Zeitgeist: Addendum” são assim.

Estes são dois “documentários” que incitam pensarmos sobre religião, economia, cultura, sociedade, dinheiro e até mesmo o quão surpreendente um governo como o Norte Americano pode ser, dadas algumas informações irrefutáveis.

A primeira colocação do primeiro filme faz pensarmos na religião e igreja como o famigerado ópio do povo, tendo uma explicação plausível para a alegoria das “divindades que são soberanas no mundo”, Como o Deus Cristão, tendo poderes sobre nossas atitudes ou sobre as consequências das mesmas. Este início de documentário mostra alguns exageros como a refutar a lógica de um Deus que é onipotente, oniciente e onipresente, que te manda pro inferno sofrer terrivelmente durante toda a eternidade por qualquer coisa que você faça contra seus 10 mandamentos… e ele te ama (?)

Apresenta também outras idéias bem mais interessantes como,  a alegoria de que três reis magos seguiram uma estrela para testemunhar o nascimento do filho de Deus, ou melhor, que três estrelas (cinturão de Órion) no dia 25 de Dezembro ficam alinhadas com uma quarta estrela (a mais brilhante no céu) e formam uma linha reta apontando onde o sol (Deus na terra) vai nascer no horizonte a partir daquele período, ou seja, um acontecimento astronômico e Pagão?

Num segundo momento, ataca veemente as informações divulgadas pelo governo americano sobre os atentados de 9/11 e traz à luz que todos os acontecimentos daquele diapodem ter sido uma forma de incitar guerra, gerando bilhões para a pequena massa detentora do poder maior (dinheiro) nos EUA, explicando com fatos como isso seria possível, e que tem chances absurdamente grandes de realmente ter sido um golpe muito bem planejado, em vez de um atentado terrorista.

Por fim, fala da instituição do dinheiro e como ela é frágil (lembrei muito das minhas aulas de macro economia e economia internacional.. estava tudo lá mas eu nunca tinha pensado pelo ângulo apresentado no filme).

No segundo documentário, o discurso sobre como o capital é gerado a partir do nada e fundado em confiaça demais é danoso para a sociedade como um todo. Alguns preceitos e teorias apresentados já são amplamente conhecidos, como: os EUA ganham dinheiro com juros sobre capital emprestado a Países que nunca vão conseguir pagar a dívida contraída. Mas as implicações e possíveis motivos para que estas e outras ações sejam praticadas deliberadamente são estarrecedoras.

A parte mais genial de todos os dois filmes é do meio pro final do segundo, onde o diretor mostra uma proposta para toda essa loucura. Ele cita em pormenores uma nova forma de sociedade que independe de dinheiro, mais especificamente descorrendo sobre o “Projeto Vênus“, que substitui dinheiro por tecnologia, como sendo a base dessa nova “economia da abundância”. É algo bastante complicado de se imaginar, mas depois que você entende o princípio da coisa, fica fácil pensar que realmente é o paraíso na terra. Um lugar sem dinheiro não tem crimes, não tem violência… Você só precisa de educação (pensando no termo amplo da palavra) e tecnologia sustentável e gratuita para fabricar o que você quiser.. tudo é de graça e o ser humano não fica mais sendo escravo do trabalho. Não vou começar a explicar o projeto Vênus aqui, peço que você busque mais detalhes na internet ou vendo o segundo filme.  Gosto de pensar que sou um cara inteligente, e depois de muito matutar em todas as falhas que esse projeto poderia ter, fiquei muito inclinado a experimentar essa sociedade como  solução para as economias baseadas em escassez (Comunismo, Socialismo, Capitalismo)

Esses dois filmes PRECISAM ser visto por todos, para que pensemos, que nos mexamos em nossas cadeiras, pois nosso futuro é agora, e as perspectivas são muito interessantes.

Veja ambos os filmes na integra, com legendas em português e de graça (sem download) nos dois links abaixo:

http://video.google.com.br/videoplay?docid=-2282183016528882906&hl=pt-BR#
http://video.google.com.br/videoplay?docid=-2282183016528882906&hl=pt-BR#docid=-1459932578939373300

Site oficial do movimento: http://www.thezeitgeistmovement.com/joomla/index.php?Itemid=367

Site oficial do filme: http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

Encontrei muitos sites dizendo que em especial as informações do filme a respeito da igreja e outras religiões são falsas e criadas sem contexto histórico. Os filmes como um todo devem ser vistos com olhos críticos também, mas acredito que o propósito final seja alcançado, que é jogar no nosso colo o questionamento: “e você? vai ficar ai parado?”

Posso assegurar que tenho um grande foco novo no que diz respeito ao entendimento da sociedade e economia a nossa volta, revigorante e até norteador. E quero muito me aprofundar sobre esse tema.

Obrigado, Peter Joseph.

Isso não é muita novidade, mas como nao tenho postado nada e ainda tenho uns posts guardados, vou liberando aos poucos…

Aos poucos volto tb a escrever aqui… se é que alguém lê essa joça….

Abaixo: as chances de ganhar dinheiro vendendo CDs aumentam quando você agrega essa quantidade de valor ao seu produto.

Será a paixão criada? Ela é uma escolha?

Aprendidos costumes e formas desse mundo louco.

Nos conduzimos na vida, e nos criamos a cada dia.

Sem ninguém para responder exatamente ao que pensamos e sentimos.

Mesmo quando somos verdadeiros consigo mesmos,

Ainda sim mentimos. E ninguém responde ao escuro.

É possível escolher uma pedra no caminho e vivê-la a vida inteira.

Se essa foi a paixão que você criou, essa vida não terá sido em vão.

E será muito bem vivida.

Admirando, estudando, interagindo com essa pedra.

Imagine todas as outras coisas ao redor.

Imagine todas as outras pedras, sem ninguém para amá-las?

E mesmo assim a pedra, a flor, o homem… todos terão suas vidas.. e as viverão plenas, escolhendo suas paixões.

Qual será minha paixão?

Eu vivi… sei e conheço um bocado.

E os sonhos mais loucos é que me colocam um sorriso na cara

Onde está minha paixão?

Ela é sentida ou criada?

Você deve crias os meios para que as oportunidades apareçam.

Não existem respostas

Porque tudo é criado

Os extremos não estão certos

O maior poder de todos é  o sentimento….

A pergunta certa já é metade da resposta…

… o sentimento certo já é metade do caminho.

O que nos resta é saber do infinito.

Rio, 20/12/2009 – 0:57

Como humilhar alguém fazendo BeatBox – curso introdutório, sem KY e com areia.

Dia 10 de novembro de 2008… nunca tinha passado um perrengue desse tamanho.

Pra quem não sabe…. eu tinha uma bike de dez anos de idade, queria economizar no combustível para o trabalho (que é bem perto da minha casa) e de quebra fazer algum exercício. Não poluir o ambiente, bla bla bla, tb estava contando pontos a favor. Comprei um kit (bateria elétrica + motor no meio do cubo da roda) para adaptar qualquer bike e torná-la uma mini-moto… vc ainda pedala junto se quiser, e foi fundamental para eu ter coragem de encarar a rua do meu trabalho (que é uma ladeira nada convidativa) todos os dias… esse motor não aguenta subir a ladeira sozinho, mas ajuda pacas a pedalada.

Uns 2, 3 meses usando meu novo veículo no lugar do meu carro e um belo dia, saindo da casa da minha ex-namorada (que tb era era uma ladeirinha ingrata), indo para o trabalho, aperto os freios de leve na ciclovia da lagoa… segunda-feira.. 9h… era pra ultrapassar outro cara de bicicleta.. só lembro da música no fone, da desviada para a esquerda, leve apertão nos freios… a pancada do meu ombro no asfalto e bater a cabeça…. agora eu estava no chão.

checando… não atropelei ninguém. ok

nenhum carro desgovernado avançou a ciclovia e bateu em mim. ok

não desmaiei. ok

não estou no meio da rua. ok

só meu braço esquerdo acusa a queda… minha cabeça dói, mas pouco. ok

olho pra bike.. a roda da frente está caída no meio do quadro. a bike quebrou comigo em cima.

agora eu entendi…. todas as descidas de ladeira freiando ambas as rodas forçaram o eixo entre guidom e garfo… há uns dias eu até tinha achado estranho a flexibilidade dela nesse eixo, mas não investiguei. idiota!

passa um casal de bike do meu lado.. olha… e vai embora…. a humanidade não parava de me surpreender. consigo ficar sentado no chão sozinho… ajeito a mochila com medo de assalto. um cara pára a 2m e pergunta se tá tudo bem… eu respondo rindo “acho que sim!” ele se oferece a chamar uma ambulância… eu levanto instintivamente sem usar as mãos… pego o celular do meu bolso-cargo direito.. a mão direita só está ralada por cima… a esquerda tb… mas tem alguma coisa na mão esquerda…. tem alguma coisa um pouco errada…

sei q minha mãe está em casa.. do lado do acidente.. ligo pra ela… tento não apavorá-la, mas agora percebo q minha respiração está curta demais… adrenalina bombando pelo corpo junto com todas as químicas que te deixam muito alerta e hiper ligado.repito meu nome, idade, dia da semana e do mês sozinho.. tento lembrar dos nomes das ruas… checando integridade cerebral. ok

digo onde estou e que cai de bicicleta, mas que está tudo bem… só quero tirar um raio-x do punho esquerdo pra desencargo de consciência… queria ir pro trabalho logo, pois ia me atrasar.

vou lá pegar o que sobrou da bike e colocar no canteiro central.. local onde sugerí que ela me buscasse para que o carro pudesse parar com calma, quatro rodas na calçada.

eu olho pro punho e até ensaio pegar a bike com a mão direita e só apoiar com a esquerda… mas com a roda da frente pendurada pelos cabos de freio e marcha, vai ser difícil. o motorista de alguém do prédio em frente cruza a rua depois que eu o chamo para ele me ajudar a levar a bike. ficou todo cagado de graxa, coitado… teve q ir trocar as roupas pra trabalhar. ele fica até minha mãe chegar.. me ajuda a tirar a mochila. meu punho começa a inchar muito.. o relógio está ficando estufado.. pergunta se quero que ele tire o relógio para mim.

“por favor”

ele mesmo diz que se tivesse quebrado eu ia estar com muita dor. Estou só com um incômodo chato e um certo medo. toco bateria a 14 anos. baterista não pode quebrar ou ter defeitos em nenhum dos membros… acho que é o único músico que não pode se ferrar em lugar nenhum….

mamãe já ligou 3 vezes desesperada.. acalmo ela em todas, dizendo novamente onde estou e qual a melhor rota para chegar lá… a boca está seca… ela chega, o motorista me ajuda a colocar a bike na mala do carro.. entro no banco da frente, coloco o cinto e fico com o corpo inclinado para frente… desa forma minha mão não enconsta em lugar nenhum e imobilizo a mão esquerda com a direita… copa d’or…

ortopedia. cortaram as mangas da minha camiseta. raio-x. gesso provisório para estabilizar. o raio-x está com problemas. ligo pro trabalho. minha namorada chega. minha mãe se acalma um pouco. o raio-x não sai. perambulo pelo ambulatório. já sou amigo do sambista que engessa todos ali. o raio-x não sai. coloco uma tipóia. alívio. só do braço, pq o raio-x não sai. a manoela do jurídico no meu trabalho me liga pra falar de contrato. o médico entra com a notícia. peço pra ligar pra ela depois, já estarrecido. quebrado. e tenho q ir pra cirurgia.

pensamos e ligamos para contatos e mais contatos… Dr Ricardo Laranjeiras, que está com o caso da Jade (ginasta que tem um osso no meio do punho necrosando e tem sua jovem e curta carreira ameaçada) é quem vai operar. eu só tenho uma exigência: voltar a tocar bateria como sempre fiz. Me dizem que só vai depender de mim. Quero só ver.

vou para o quinta d’or.. no mesmo andar (pediátrico) da vez que tirei o apêndice 5 meses antes.. a chefe de enfermagem da noite já é minha amiga.. eu respondo “cliente bom volta né?”.

….imbecil….

de manhã, um dormonid sublingual.. minha e mãe e namorada comigo. meu pai me liga.. estou meio grogue.. a anestesia vai ser do plexo para o braço.. dessa forma tenho menos dor no final da cirurgia… vou ganhar uma placa e sete parafusos de presente de aniversário antecipado.

mão roxa e inchada.. 5 médicos à minha volta dizendo “mexe os dedos!!!!” caralho! ta bom.. mexo sim…. “é pra mexer o tempo todo” .. caralho duas vezes.. mexendo os dedinhos…ok

vou pra casa… explico tudo no trabalho.

dois meses de fisioterapia.. um término de namoro no meio… e eu toco bateria como sempre….

um mês atrás comprei uma bike nova… instalei tudo de volta nela…. no fear

a última coisa que eu vi antes de cair... e a prova cabal.. o buraco deixado pela parte quebrada da frente do quadro. clique para ampliar

minha nova bike motorizada.....

foi com esta camiseta cinza que eu caí… fiz esses vídeos tocando bateria com ela propositalmente…

Bom, como eu vivo falando de coisas do futuro que nos alcançam, aqui vai mais um…

Lembram do “de volta pro futuro 2″ onde o Mcfly entra num barzinho saudosista da década de 80 e joga um arcade? Na sequência entra o Elijah Wood (é galera.. o pivetinho-enchedor-de-saco da cena é o Elijah com 12 anos de idade fazendo ponta em filme grande) e fala: – esse jogo é uma droga… vc precisa usar suas mãos???…” pelo visto, mais uma vez, a vida começa a chegar nos calcanhares da arte…

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Pois bem… esse aí vc usa ondas cerebrais para fazer vários truques com as bolinhas roxas da foto.

Por falta de vídeos que exemplifique (e prove) o que eu estou falando, coloco a baixo OUTRO joguinho “de tabuleiro” que usa o mesmo princípio.. esse (é claro) diz que serve para treinar seu uso da “força” fazendo uma bolinha subir e descer.

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Bem vindo ao futuro… pq ele já começou

Coisa de gente que se formou em administração de empresas mesmo….

 

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Conforme meus grandes papos  seguidos de “Psius” fantasmagóricos, se tem uma coisa assustadora que eu acredito acontecer em breve é tornar o ser eterno, assim como o mun-há, so que bem mais “bionitinho”. Eu tenho certeza que ainda vou ver (ou sentir) uma horda de robôs destruindo minhas células velhas, ruins, doente e viciadas e só deixando meu corpo replicar as saudáveis, boas e jovens…. é não morrer, por não ter degeneração celular…. e pelo visto a corrida já começou….

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SÃO PAULO – Pesquisadores israelenses criaram uma mosca robótica em miniatura que pode percorrer as artérias e veias do corpo para diagnosticar e tratar problemas.

O Robotics Laboratory , parte do Israel Institute of Technology, em Haifa, trabalha há alguns anos desenvolvendo protótipos inspirados em animais.

A mais recente criação foi desenvolvida pelo professor Moshe Shaham e sua equipe: uma mosca em miniatura, com um milímetro de diâmetro, que pode entrar no corpo para, por exemplo, detectar artérias bloqueadas e entregar medicamentos em tumores.

Baseado na tecnologia MEMS (Micro-Electro-Mechanical Systems), o pequeno robô é direcionado por um imã controlado de fora do organismo. Seus minúsculos braços se agarram nas paredes das veias para que ele alcance a região desejada.

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Variando o campo magnético por meio de um controle remoto, os pesquisadores movem a mosca a velocidades de 0.35 mm por segundo. Como a unidade de controle é externa, o robô pode funcionar por um período ilimitado de tempo, sem a necessidade de recarregar a bateria durante o procedimento.

O laboratório pretende ainda adicionar uma câmera ao protótipo, o que possibilitaria terapias de radiação de curta distância, usadas principalmente para tratar câncer de próstata, pescoço e cabeça. O robô ainda deve ter seu tamanho diminuído em dez vezes, para tornar os tratamentos e diagnósticos ainda menos invasivos.

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Entre as outras pesquisas do Robotics Lab está um outros pequeno robô que visa auxiliar a medicina mas, ao invés de escalar, ele nadaria nos fluídos corporais. O projeto poderia ser usado para os analisar melhor as regiões do cérebro e espinha, e se baseia em uma antiga estrutura biológica para nadar: os flagelos encontrados nos espermatozóides.

imagens… palavras… mil…. vc sabe….

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